Calling Steve Irwin
Posted by Brian in News | 6 Comments
19
Jun
2012
At the risk of being in poor taste (which is kind of what we do here at The New Angler), we have decided to ask the question; Are there any Steve Irwin, Jr.’s/wannabe’s out there that want to tackle the task of being a Crocodile Hunter (Crocodile Response Agent)? If so, click HERE for details. At $25 an hour, sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Especially if you get to live/stay in the Middle and Upper Keys (and didn’t have to step foot in Miami). Unfortunately a large portion of Florida natives aren’t eligible to apply, as a “clean criminal record is required”.
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6 Comments
Now that I know who “Wall Street Smoke” is, there is no way that gentleman could apply.
None of us can.
Man i want that crocodile slayer job! That shit would be rad. Does clean record mean no felonies? Or no EVER being caught having any fun at all? Good luck finding a man willing to wrestle a crocodile that’s never wrestled with a few 5.0′s
Jason.. you would be correct, however, although not forgotten, the great state of Florida has taken it upon itself to exponge many of my past vagrancies.
Now I won’t be the person to explain exponge or even act like I care enough to go into detail on why a few “indifferences of opinion” of the law matter so much to the powers that be incharge of hiring said Crocodile Response Agents.
But I will say this… any man or woman (and most who enjoy The New Angler), who hasn’t taken on a few aliases, identities or shifted a paper trail once or twice to stay in the good graces of Uncle Sam isn’t trying hard enough to live the “New Angler” dream.
Yours Truly,
Travis Lowe (wink wink)
$25 an hour part time. Part time, as in 2.5 hours a month most likely. I’d be game but I know what rent goes for in Monroe County.
Smoke,
You could not be more correct my friend. I think all of us associated here have more in common than fishing and “the six degrees of Brian Alford”. Actually, I think I might have contributed to some of your delinquincies back when you had not quite turned 21!